Too Human
(via CVG) - My Nan Went to Valhalla, and all I got was this lousy dungeon crawler...
You wouldn't feed a starving child a bag of desiccated coconut so why, on a console where a decent multiplayer dungeon crawler would be like a chocolate enema to a menopausal diabetic, have we have been served this? Too Human looked salivating on the menu, but now we've actually chewed through it, it's sticking at the back our throats.